RHOBH: A Bloody Mess!

Drama,drama,drama is what I have to say about this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama didn’t start at Kyle’s annual “White Party”…literally the opening scene of this week’s episode was Adrienne telling Paul about Russell threatening Camille with a lawsuit. Whaaat!?

Lawsuit for what you ask? Well, at the Tea Party when Camille went off about Russell abusing Taylor…Taylor went back and told her husband, who found those remarks completely false…and decided to threaten Camille with slander. The only problem is…Camille was only repeating what Taylor had told her. Camille tells Adrienne, Adrienne discusses it with her husband Paul and asks him what they should do about Kyle’s party that is literally a day away. Obviously, it’s going to be mad awkward having the two housewives present at the party…and if Russell is planning to take legal action against Camille…then it’s more about legally protecting herself then anything. Adrienne is worried that Russell might surprise the other housewives including herself with lawsuits…at this point who knows..and nobody wants to be near Russell and Taylor.

Kim is super excited for Kyle’s party…finally she gets to show up with her man…everyone’s been dying to meet.

Honestly, out of all the housewives’ parties…Kyle throws the most amazing ones…not just because their stunning and I love her house and it would look good with any colour scheme…but honestly her crowd of people know how to get down. It’s always lively, music, dancing, drinking and Fat Burger! Come on…a Beverly Hills party that serves burgers? That’s just awesome. Anyways, right before the party Adrienne calls Kyle and lets her know about the whole lawsuit thing…she had no idea. They’ve been trying to call Taylor but Taylor and Russell were on a plane coming home from Vegas.

At first Adrienne tells Kyle she won’t be able to come because she’s afraid of being sued herself…as well as Camille..but then changes her mind and doesn’t want to let Kyle down. Kyle is freaking out at this point, poor woman I felt so bad for her. She looks stunning and her husband looks even better…Kyle is the ultimate housewife. So the women start to arrive, crazy Kim shows up early for a change with her man. She’s honestly hilarious…aside from the fact that she has some mental issues. She starts talking to Dana, Dana starts talking about Brandi…and Kim freaks out because she doesn’t like Brandi. Kim says she doesn’t even care if Brandi apologizes because Brandi is ‘nothing’ to her. She’s too funny.

Meanwhile, Lisa/Kyle/Adrienne discuss their plan for dis-inviting Taylor and Russell. They don’t want Camille and Taylor to face each other and have a huge blow out so they decide the best thing to do is tell Taylor she’s not allowed inside the party. Sounds easy but with Kyle’s sensitive feelings…it’s hard for her to kick out a good friend..she doesn’t want to do it and she starts tearing up…at which point I gasped at the possibility of her mascara filled tears dripping onto her stunning white dress.

The husband’s get involved…sexy Mauricio to the rescue, as well as Adrienne’s husband Paul give the ladies’ their insight on how to deal with the problem. Honestly, the entire episode was about this…just going back and forth. Before Taylor arrives, the editors decide to throw in a dramatic scene with Kim and Brandi. It was actually really funny to watch…Brandi’s just standing there while short little Kim keeps throwing the insults toward her. It actually got a little boring, I just wanted them to finish the storyline with Taylor.

Finally, the not-so royal couple arrive with a bottle of Ciroc in hand. Right away they are greeted on the front lawns…they didn’t even make it to the door! Before Kyle can spit out any words she starts balling…superwoman Adrienne takes over and tells the couple they should leave because of the letter. Russell says he just wrote a letter to Camille telling her to call him so they could talk about it…Paul say’s that BS because he read the letter and it was definitely nasty. There’s no way of getting out of this one Russ! Anyways, the two end up getting back in their limo…Kyle chases them because she feels bad but it’s too late.

I’m assuming everyone heads back inside and enjoys the rest of the Fat Burger’s. Yay!

Next week the women head to Hawaii…and ew Brandi tries to hit on Ken!! Rawr…the claws are going to come out because we know Lisa won’t have any of that!

RHOBH: Even Malibu Couldn’t Save Us

O-M-G…I don’t want to say it but this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is getting more heated than the housewives in Jersey! I never thought this day would come…but then again I never expected Taylor to fall a part the way she has throughout this season. Seriously, every single episode she’s either crying…or she’s cussing someone out…or usually both. This episode was no different.

Brandi with the broken leg has been trying to ‘fit in’ with the housewives since Episode 1 of this season…and clearly her leg has been keeping her back. Whatever she does, it doesn’t work, she just makes things worse for herself. Like when she was invited to Dana’s game night…and she accused Kim of using ‘crystal meth’…umm okay. And this week, when she finally decides to throw a house party and give back to the women that gave her a name- instead of just being Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. She throws a house party…except she just moved so her house isn’t ready…so she uses her friend’s house in Malibu. She doesn’t cook…she definitely doesn’t clean…seriously who uses someone else’s house to throw a house party!! What kind of housewife are you!

Okay, so tensions are high right now because of what Camille said to Taylor a few weeks ago at Lisa’s house. Camille basically told Taylor to be honest with herself, and admit to herself all the bad things Russell has done to her. Obviously, Taylor got crazy mad at Camille for saying that- but it doesn’t make sense because Taylor was the one who told Camille all those things in the first place. And it wasn’t like Camille was going to the tabloids with that information…they were having a private conversation.

Last week was Adrienne’s fashion show…Taylor ignored Camille the entire time…and basically left everything to be resolved this week. The women arrive at the Malibu digs…and oh my was it a view! Wine and seafood…and an oceanview? Seriously ladies how could you mess that up! Brandi is just weird, I don’t trust her, I haven’t trusted her since day 1…first of all wear a bra. The ladies were having fun with her all night because she wasn’t wearing one…and you could see everything through her white dress. (Dumbass) Then, Brandi brings up Kyle’s sexy husband Mauricio…except Kyle was really quiet about their marriage. You could tell Brandi was jealous that Kyle’s been married for so long and has such a stable relationship with the hottest man. Kyle just keeps things to herself…and gets feisty when women like Brandi talk about her husband. (We know what you were thinking Brandi-Broken-Leg)

So towards the end of the night…and clearly after a few glasses of wine…Taylor starts crying because Didi (Camille’s friend) sparked up a conversation about Taylor forgiving Camille. Taylor steps out onto the beautiful backyard deck facing the ocean…and then Brody Jenner’s mom(yes she was present) goes on to say once they’re done fighting…and no longer there…the ocean will always remain the same. LOL! What? Where did you even come from…and are you on crystal meth? Taylor starts balling…and it’s obvious at this point she’s not even crying about Camille…there are bigger things Taylor’s depressed about. Camille is not even involved in the argument…it’s more Didi then anyone else. She is yelling at Taylor because Taylor won’t realize how good of a friend Camille is to her. (Didi you’re extra, so leave) Then…as if it’s even her house…Brandi realizes the attention is no longer on her…and kicks Taylor out!! She said Taylor was ruining the party…and causing drama…and she was no longer allowed to stay in her friends’ home. Taylor leaves…along with everyone else…you just committed social suicide Brandi…seriously just give up.

Kyle and Taylor end up leaving together, Taylor breaks down in the limo and demands a cigg. Kyle tries to make Taylor feel better, but it obviously doesn’t work because Taylor is one ****** up housewife! Girl needs some serious help!

Brandi breaks down inside her friend’s Malibu home…and admits all she ever wanted was to be accepted and fit in…her friend gives some amazing advice…and tells Brandi to just be herself.

Sorry friend who owns the Malibu home…we never got your name.


RHOBH: Russell Is A Wifebeater…

Wow, I honestly don’t even know where to begin about this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know almost 98% of these shows are staged, but the things that happened in this episode- were definitely real. From the beginning of this season, you could tell the housewives became closer with one another- discussing personal issues like their marriages. Last season I think Taylor and Camille seemed to me like the ‘typical’ Beverly Hills housewife…living in a sort of dream world where they ignored their problems.

However, this season it seems like those two have changed the most…especially Camille, and Taylor isn’t far behind. Both women have been damaged by their husbands…Camille made it known earlier on..and now we can see what’s really going on with Taylor. Obviously, we all know she filed for divorce a few months back…right before her husband’s suicide- so we know how that story ends. But, to see her going through all the emotions prior to his death…it’s really real.

Taylor gets honoured at some LA Women’s thing…and she doesn’t invite Lisa because she feels Lisa has always been rude to her, and doesn’t care about her. By accident Kyle calls Lisa and wonders where she is…that’s when Lisa tells Kyle she was never invited…but wanted to invite the girls for a Tea Party tomorrow. Taylor doesn’t seem apologetic about not inviting Lisa, she makes it clear that there’s definitely animosity towards Lisa…and it’s going to come out soon enough.

So, here’s where everyone lets it out. At Lisa’s house all the housewives arrive, and Lisa doesn’t waste anytime asking Taylor why she wasn’t invited to her Women’s event thing. Taylor tells her the truth, that she’s tried so hard to be Lisa’s friend but Lisa never gives a s**t about her…bla bla bla. Lisa denies it all…and tells Taylor she’s always been there for her…she admits at first she didn’t like her…but when she realized Taylor needed help…she wanted to support her. Lisa doesn’t seem like a bad person..she’s actually a really strong women that honestly wanted to help Taylor. Clearly, Taylor has been feeling strongly about Lisa for a while because the waterworks start pouring out…and she gets all crazy!

Taylor leaves the room…and while she’s gone the housewives talk about her well being..and her pointless marriage. Camille finally enters into the conversation…and tells everyone that Taylor was over at her house complaining about her marriage and Russell..and then 3 hours later was excited to get on a Jet with him. Camille said she was confused at this, she didn’t know who to believe because Russell had been nice to her…but Taylor was telling a different story. Like I said Camille has had the biggest change in these 2 seasons…she’s really laid back and you can tell she’s gotten much stronger.

When Taylor decides to come back…they bring up the fact that her marriage is falling a part. Taylor gets defensive and asks the ladies why they’re even talking about her marriage…when they should be talking about Lisa. She gets angry at the fact that everyone apparently talks about Lisa behind her back…but when it comes face-to-face nobody wants to confront Lisa. This is where Camille literally stands up…and tells Taylor out of everyone she’s not telling the truth. She’s clearly holding things back from the group…and from herself. Camille says all the times Taylor came to them crying about Russell…him hitting her…him breaking her jaw!..they never told anyone because they wanted to protect her. But now they were letting it known…I guess for Taylor’s safety.

You can tell the ladies just want to help her…at this point it’s not about the cameras…it’s really about these housewives seeing a really damaged and broken woman…that could potentially be them…and all they want to do is help.

Seriously, this season’s getting better so stay tuned!