S U I T S: Tonight’s Teaser

Don’t forget there’s an all new episode of Suits tonight! On Twitter, @Suits_USA Tweeted who will find out about Mike’s secret next? It’s an interesting question…I don’t know if anyone will find out this season…but ya never know! Check out the teaser below.

 

 

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Snooki and Jwoww: A Pregnant B****

Snooki and Jwow have clearly ran out of fun things to do since Snooki knocked herself up and can no longer drink. Jwow and her pups head over to K9dergarten or whatever it’s called- basically her dogs need training because they’re s******** everywhere! Snooki decides to become a volunteer because she went to school to become a vet-tech…but evidentally did nothing with it.

She signs up to be a volunteer, which obviously has no requirements…and Snooki quickly learns Bella is not really the b**** she thought she was. Bella and Noelle are Jwoww’s dogs, you might remember them from the Jersey Shore when she had to bring them back to the house after her ex-boyfriend left them alone in their home. Snooki shows up for volunteer late, because she says it’s not a real job, and finds herself being attacked by a swarm of crazy dogs.It was actually an experience of a lifetime for Snooki who realized Bella was actually sticking up for her, and acting as her protector towards the other crazy pups. She appreciated the love Bella had for her and forgave her for all the times she was rude to her.(Yay!)

Unfortunately for Jenni, Snooki didn’t take lessons from Bella and was constantly being a b**** to Jenni, it’s like she uses every pregnancy excuse to have her way! As if Jenni wasn’t jealous enough, every time Snooki would complain she’d end up saying ‘You’ll know when you’re pregnant’. As if pregnancy was something Jenni was soon to encounter! Her and Roger were barely getting it in, and when I say barely I mean never. Poor Roger, his sleepovers always end up empty handed. Then Roger calls Jenni and freaks out on her that she’s a liar. Jenni admits she lies but they’re always small lies, which Roger shouldn’t be mad about. Anyways, they are so meant for each other Jenni just needs to grow up and realize Roger is amazing!

That’s all for this week. xo

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RHONJ: Season 4

The new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey premiered a few weeks ago- and the DRAMA has already started! It’s only the first two episodes of what I hope to be a long season, and there’s literally drama everywhere. If you don’t remember, on the Season 3 Reunion- Jacqueline was missing, Caroline said she was so upset with Teresa she refused to be a part of the reunion. Somewhere between the Season 3 finale and the taping of the new season- something happened with everyone and Theresa that made everyone despise her.

Caroline could barely look at her, Melissa was just over the entire situation, and Kathy just continued disliking her like she always does. They didn’t really say what Teresa did, I guess it was something that she sad, or a few things that she said. We do know that in her cookbook she writes some nasty things about Caroline’s kids, and insults her brother and Melissa. She claims they were just jokes- and they were harmless but what’s the point of putting them into your cookbook? Obviously, she knows her book will sell more if she talks about the housewives- so she wrote those things to get attention…she just uses anyway to make money. Which I guess is understandable when your husband is a deadbeat dad and doesn’t have a job…and is possibly going to jail.

Anyways, the season starts out with a glimpse into the reunion and then it takes up back 4 months to the summer in New Jersey and everyone’s getting ready to go to the Jersey Shore. Apparently, the Shore isn’t just for drunken tanned meat heads…it’s also for families and their grandparents. Joe and Melissa have a cute place of their own down at the Shore but it isn’t quite ready because Joe was doing some construction…on their bedroom (Soundproofing?) not sure if he was joking…considering it’s Joe he was probably dead serious.

Kathy and Rich have the cutest place on earth, a small cottage that had to house literally everyone since Joe’s place wasn’t ready just yet. And finally, Joe and Teresa’s place that looked terrible- and it wasn’t even under construction. Joe brings this huge tarp thing, and when one of the girls goes to unwrap it there’s like 10 mice living inside of it and they’ve chewed their way through the tarp! It was disgusting- I was traumatized.

Jacqueline and Chris are still dealing with a troubled 20-yr old who doesn’t know where she’s going in life-so they decide to ship her off to Vegas to live with some relatives. Albie drives Ashley to the airport, when he’s on his way home she calls him to tell him she’s missed her flight and can’t leave until the next morning. Lost cause.

Melissa makes a song for Joe, and Teresa keeps doing her thang with the book tour to make some money for the kids and her husband.

 

American Horror Story: FINALE!!!

HOLY S***!!! My mouth is still open after watching the American Horror Story season finale on FX. I think all the scary moments were over for the season (which is a good thing)…I had a feeling this episode would explain a lot…and set the foundations for the next season. We know mother Vivien and daughter Violet were dead…stuck in the house but the question was what’s going to happen to the dad Ben? And more importantly…their son.

—–SPOILER ALERT——

We find out Constance (the crazy next door neighbour) has their son…and has decided to raise him- obviously she doesn’t want him anywhere near the house. Ben arrives to pick up his son…Constance is hesitant to give him to Ben…but he takes his son anyways.

Actually the saddest scene in the episode…Ben starts preparing things on the kitchen counter…and you realize he’s getting everything ready before Vivien’s sister arrives from Florida. He’s planning to kill himself…and let the aunt take care of Ben. He gets a gun and is about to kill himself, but he can’t bring himself to actually do it.

On a side note…we learn that the ghosts in the house only appear in real life form when they want to be seen. So if they want to remain hidden, they can. I was wondering how that worked earlier on in the season. Anyways, in the beginning Vivien doesn’t want Ben to see her because if he does, he’ll never want to leave the house. But, when he’s about to kill himself she shows up…so does his daughter Violet and they beg him to just leave the house with the son…and never come back. He rushes upstairs…packs everything..but while he’s coming down the stairs crazy bitch Hayden stops him…and the burnt guy start beating him up. They tie a rope around his neck and throw him over the staircase…and he eventually dies. (I don’t understand why Vivien or Violet couldn’t save him here)

Constance shows up a few hours later…(we learn this from her confession to the police)…she finds Ben dead hanging on the rope and tells him what an idiot he is. She knew something like this would happen. Anyways, she starts looking for the boy…she finds him downstairs with Hayden. Her ex-boyfriend AKA Daniel from Y and R cuts Hayden’s throat…and hands the baby over to Constance. She takes him to her house to never return again.

Ben is reunited with his family…such a cute scene…you can’t help but to be happy for them, even though they’re all dead. A new latino family decides to move into the house…the couple fall in love with the house immediately…so they move in (they have one son). That night Vivien and Ben decide they need to save the latino family…by scaring them far away from the house. Sh** goes down at night…they spook the hell out of them and the family legit runs out half naked into their car…and drives off. Vivien hears a baby crying…she heads downstairs to find Norma with the baby that came out of Vivien…but it died. At first your confused…because your like wait didn’t the baby die?…but then you realize omg the baby is a ghost to! Vivien takes the baby because Norma confesses she doesn’t have the patience to look after a baby…one of the final scenes with the family is Violet putting up the Christmas tree and Vivien and Ben are holding the newborn or newdead baby. So cute.

In the final scene, which takes place three years later…Constance goes out to the hair salon. She has this amazing monologue..talking about her ‘son’…and that she was being challenged through all this grief to raise him….because he’s so perfect bla bla bla. When she returns home…there’s blood in the kitchen and up the stairs. She goes into the boys room…the nanny is dead on the floor…and the little boy whose probably 4ish..is just smiling and sitting in the rocking chair with blood on it while you hear that creepy song from Kill Bill that played while Tate killed the high school students.

Oh man, it’s going to be a crazy second season!! Can’t wait!

Vampire Diaries:Stefan Never Coming Back

Last night was the second episode of Vampire Diaries. The episode was okay…it wasn’t as good as last week’s season opener. I missed the first 5 minutes…but I caught on when Alaric/Elena were in the forest fighting about something. Then Damon showed up…refused to take Elena further into the forest (the forest where they suspected Stefan to be + a pack of werewolves)

Obviously, Elena gets her way because Damon is in love with her…so all 3 of them start their trek into the forest where they come across David Gallagher AKA Simon from 7th Heaven AKA werewolf that Klaus wants to hybrid. So basically, the entire reason Klaus ‘killed’ Elena…and everyone else was so that he could make every werewolf into a hybrid…half vampire half werewolf. He tries it first with Simon- and then the rest of the werewolf clan…except something goes wrong…it doesn’t work (they all end up dying). In the end, Klaus goes over the steps he could’ve messed up on…one being kill Elena…which he obviously never did…so his ‘transformation’ or whatever never happened. Stefan knew the truth all along…but obviously he can’t say anything.

Stefan and Elena have another encounter…well not really. Stefan watches from a far as Elena and Damon leave the forest. So sad. Jeremy keeps seeing Vicky…and tells Matt. Once Matt believes Jeremy…Jeremy sees his other dead girlfriend…and she tells him don’t trust Vicky. So she could be a bad ghost or whatever.

Caroline is missing through the entire episode. We don’t know where or what happened to her once Tyler’s mom shot her. Tyler shows his mom what he is…it’s a full moon so he lets his mom watch him transform…and tells her he’s just like Caroline…they’re still good people. His mom tries telling some dude she made a mistake…to bring Caroline back…he says no…then we see Caroline tied up to a chair…the dude walks in and Caroline recognizes him..because he’s her dad.

The end.