Jersey Shore: Prank Wars!

The final season of Jersey Shore is dwindling down with only 1 episode left…and I have to say I’m actually really sad. Thankfully, this season at the Shore was way better than the boring season in Italy. This season has been full of hook ups, anxiety attacks, and prank wars.

Mike, who has been trying all season to confess to Jionni that him and Snooki hooked up a month before Italy…which meant Snooki basically cheated on Jionni. Mike’s had a hard time getting his boy ‘The Unit” to fess up to Jionni, since ‘The Unit’ was present when the hook up happened.

Finally, Mike gets Jionni alone, and lets him know everything. Jionni barely reacts, he probably doesn’t believe Mike…and clearly Mike’s entire plan has backfired on him. Jionni and Snooki continue on throughout the morning like nothing happened, but when Mike walks by Snooki she can’t contain herself. She blows up at Mike for trying to sabotage her relationship…Mike stands by his story…and eventually they duke it out with a food fight.

Really…who cares, that entire story was insane. Clearly, Snooki did hookup with Mike or else she wouldn’t care as much as she does, regardless her and Jionni are happy together- so we’ll leave it at that.

The crew decide to go camping for a night, Pauly and Vinny decide to stay back and avoid ‘guido camping’. While the house is busy trying to build a fire, Vinny and Pauly decide to come up with the biggest prank of all, considering they’re time is almost over at the Shore.

They decide to basically move everything outside-inside…and everything inside-outside. It actually looked hilarious once they were done, they had some help from Shore Store owner Danny, and we can’t wait until next week when the rest of the house returns home and finds their living room covered in astro turf.

Merp!

 

Jersey Shore: Meatball Problems!

The second to last episode of the Jersey Shore aired last night on MTV…and I think it’s safe to say everyone wants the cast back in Jersey…because clearly the Italians have had enough with them! Last night was the last Saturday they would spend in Florence, so they thought it would be nice to get dressed up and hit up a club. Unfortunately, the gang encountered two problems.

1. Mike “The Situation” who in dealing with his loneliness in the house lashes out to Italian civilians by trying to start a situation in the club.

2. Everyone in Italy hates the Jersey Shore cast and thinks they’re an embarrassment to the Italian culture.

The fans or “haters” got rowdy inside the club, security had to escort the JS gang out before anything major happened. The entire time Mike was talking s**t…because he knew he had 3 or 4 bodyguards around him. Anyways, the night ends early for most of them except our two meatballs who refuse to go home.

Dressed up and drunk off mimosas the meatballs head to another club…where again they get made fun of! I don’t know if the Italian people knew the Jersey Shore cast was about to leave Italy…or they were all pms that weekend…but everyone was hating on them- including the bartender!!! When Snooki and Deena were dancing beside the bar..minding their own meatball business…the bartender started throwing ice at them! Of course, Snooki couldn’t keep dancing she literally knocked off the entire row of bottles on the bar, you hear them all crashing…and then security comes right in swoops the meatballs up………….and they just got kicked out of the club.

Everyone is back home…the meatballs return but they don’t want to sleep. Seriously, I feel for Jenni because at this point all she wants to do is go home and see Roger…instead she has to play ‘mom’ to these two orange balls. Not even that, but at 3 or 4 am…when you just want your sleep…and the meatballs are causing so much noise because they’re drunk off their mind crazy…it’s probably really frusturating.

The meatballs stay up all night…and then decide to go to a restaurant and drink more in the morning. Sleep deprived Deena…gives up on their 24-hour partying and passes out right on the table! Snooki can’t resist and she to passes out. Right before the manager of the restaurant kicks them out and tells them to go rest!!

It was just too much, and apparently for Mike he’s had enough. When the gang sits down for family dinner, Vinny makes it clear…that in the Shore house he wants his old bed back. Sammy gets angry because she doesn’t want to room with Mike…and it wouldn’t be beneficial to hers and Ron’s relationship at this fragile state. Vinny could care less- he still says he’s sleeping in his old bed. Poor Mike feels left out because clearly nobody wants to room with him. He says he doesn’t even know if he’s going to be in the Shore house…if he’ll even be in the final season. (Well we know you showed up)

Ron and Sam were having a private talk on the balcony and Mike walks in…they just get up and leave! Poor Mike I kind of feel sorry for him- but he deserves it after all the drama he created. In the end of the episode, the gang hits another club…and Mike finds another fight to get involved in. This time Vinny,Pauly and Ron just gave up, they didn’t want to get involved in a fight that was pointless…and because Mike can only fight when he knows he has bodyguards protecting him. Anyways, he starts fighting and then he looks behind him where he assumed the boys would be…except they were all dancing with other girls. Well Ron was dancing with Sam…you get the point…it was a funny shot. He realizes he has no friends in the house..and he can’t trust anyone.

😦 That’s what happens when you get involved in other people’s business! Shady.

 

OH! And Sammi and Jenni totally bond while cooking Sunday dinner. Yay!