Jersey Shore: Meatball Problems!

The second to last episode of the Jersey Shore aired last night on MTV…and I think it’s safe to say everyone wants the cast back in Jersey…because clearly the Italians have had enough with them! Last night was the last Saturday they would spend in Florence, so they thought it would be nice to get dressed up and hit up a club. Unfortunately, the gang encountered two problems.

1. Mike “The Situation” who in dealing with his loneliness in the house lashes out to Italian civilians by trying to start a situation in the club.

2. Everyone in Italy hates the Jersey Shore cast and thinks they’re an embarrassment to the Italian culture.

The fans or “haters” got rowdy inside the club, security had to escort the JS gang out before anything major happened. The entire time Mike was talking s**t…because he knew he had 3 or 4 bodyguards around him. Anyways, the night ends early for most of them except our two meatballs who refuse to go home.

Dressed up and drunk off mimosas the meatballs head to another club…where again they get made fun of! I don’t know if the Italian people knew the Jersey Shore cast was about to leave Italy…or they were all pms that weekend…but everyone was hating on them- including the bartender!!! When Snooki and Deena were dancing beside the bar..minding their own meatball business…the bartender started throwing ice at them! Of course, Snooki couldn’t keep dancing she literally knocked off the entire row of bottles on the bar, you hear them all crashing…and then security comes right in swoops the meatballs up………….and they just got kicked out of the club.

Everyone is back home…the meatballs return but they don’t want to sleep. Seriously, I feel for Jenni because at this point all she wants to do is go home and see Roger…instead she has to play ‘mom’ to these two orange balls. Not even that, but at 3 or 4 am…when you just want your sleep…and the meatballs are causing so much noise because they’re drunk off their mind crazy…it’s probably really frusturating.

The meatballs stay up all night…and then decide to go to a restaurant and drink more in the morning. Sleep deprived Deena…gives up on their 24-hour partying and passes out right on the table! Snooki can’t resist and she to passes out. Right before the manager of the restaurant kicks them out and tells them to go rest!!

It was just too much, and apparently for Mike he’s had enough. When the gang sits down for family dinner, Vinny makes it clear…that in the Shore house he wants his old bed back. Sammy gets angry because she doesn’t want to room with Mike…and it wouldn’t be beneficial to hers and Ron’s relationship at this fragile state. Vinny could care less- he still says he’s sleeping in his old bed. Poor Mike feels left out because clearly nobody wants to room with him. He says he doesn’t even know if he’s going to be in the Shore house…if he’ll even be in the final season. (Well we know you showed up)

Ron and Sam were having a private talk on the balcony and Mike walks in…they just get up and leave! Poor Mike I kind of feel sorry for him- but he deserves it after all the drama he created. In the end of the episode, the gang hits another club…and Mike finds another fight to get involved in. This time Vinny,Pauly and Ron just gave up, they didn’t want to get involved in a fight that was pointless…and because Mike can only fight when he knows he has bodyguards protecting him. Anyways, he starts fighting and then he looks behind him where he assumed the boys would be…except they were all dancing with other girls. Well Ron was dancing with Sam…you get the point…it was a funny shot. He realizes he has no friends in the house..and he can’t trust anyone.

😦 That’s what happens when you get involved in other people’s business! Shady.

 

OH! And Sammi and Jenni totally bond while cooking Sunday dinner. Yay!

Jersey Shore: A Different Snooki

For the last three Jersey Shore seasons, we’ve seen one side of our favourite meatball- Snooki. She’s always been the little drunk…who always knows how to party. But, last night, we saw a different Snooki, one that I didn’t really enjoy watching…and I’m sure the Jersey Shore house would agree. In last night’s episode, Roger and Jionni were supposed to visit. Roger said he couldn’t get the time off work…JWOW was upset…but Jionni was still on his way. Snooki was going crazy all day waiting for his arrival, and when he got there, she didn’t even let him shower…she needed a smush session. So if you watch the Jersey Shore on a weekly basis, you’ll know that Jionni hates when Snooki gets too crazy/slutty. So what does Snooki do the second they walk into the club? She starts dancing on the stage and lifting up her dress. Smart.

Obviously, Jionni sees this and gets really really mad. He’s embarrassed for her, and for himself. He has every right to be, although Vinny defended Snooki and said that’s just who she is. Pauly D couldn’t care less. Once again, Ronnie was turning into Dr.Phil, chasing JWOW and Jionni through the streets of Florence, trying to find a resolution to the fiasco. Jionni (fast walker) ends up somewhere…on a bench…apparently his man shoes were to uncomfortable so he decided to take them off…and have a few minutes to himself. During this time, Snooki is going CRAZY. When I say crazy, I’ve never seen her this crazy…and if you’ve seen all 3 seasons…you’ve seen a lot. But last night, she was a whole other person, she wasn’t even funny, she was angry, she was angry at the girls, screaming at them and telling them to leave her alone…nothing would get in the way of her and Jionni. JWOW took so much sh*t from Snooki, after Snooki insulted her, JWOW just stood there (when she wasn’t looking for Jionni).

Finally they get Snooki to the house, she runs upstairs and goes to sleep (crying). Jenni is still looking for Jionni- after hours of searching she returns home…where the boys are still up bbqing hot dogs. They’re all waiting for Jionni to come back. He finally does, and all hell breaks loose when the doorbell rings. Snooki runs for the door…she starts running for the stairs- Jionni is running up at the same time- she almost misses him…he doesn’t even look at her…he just keeps running up. He starts packing his stuff (he’s been in Italy for 5 hours)…he wants to leave. JWOW is telling him to calm down….and Sammi realizes how the drama can effect the entire house. She has a moment of clarity…realizing it is almost like watching her and Ronnie fight…she apologizes to the roommates. This was the greatest moment.

However, Sammi’s moment of clarity isn’t enough to stop Jionni from leaving…he legit leaves except we don’t know if he boards the plane or not. Either way, he’s making our Snooks a very very sad and angry meatball. This we don’t like.

Jersey Shore: Ronnie the new Dr.Phil?

MERP!!   Was there even an episode of Jersey Shore on last night? I don’t remember much…because it was lamer then lame!! Seems like this Italy season is just a big disappointment…and it’s really upsetting that Snooki isn’t even the funniest anymore.

The episode starts off with Ronnie waking up, realizing what he had said to Sam the night before…regrets it (as usual)…and then tells Sam that he loves her. I swear that scene could’ve been picked out from any past seasons…that’s how repetitive Sam and Ron have become. The only thing that would look different…are the weird/torn up walls…which are clearly made out of concrete. Just ask Mike. Speaking of Mike…why is he acting like he just died! Dude, you’re in Italy, take off your damn sunglasses, and your neck brace, and your Abercrombie and Fitch sweatpants…and go get your GTL on!! Why is he sulking around the house…and more importantly why is he still crying!!!

It seemed like last night Ron…took on the role of Dr.Phil in the household, when he realized his problems with Sam granted him the knowledge to solve other roommate problems. Like Snooki and her man Jionni (who keeps wanting to control her)…and Mike who was being the ‘debbie-downer’ of the house. Ronnie basically told him he knows how it feels to be the household debbie, and since they’re in Italy he should put it all behind him…and just have fun. Mike was in tears, I’m assuming because nobody in the household was paying him any attention, his feelings were hurt, but Dr.Ronnie was there to make The Situation all better. Literally!

Ron and Sam work their relationship out with a civil conversation (no yelling)…and determine that because they’ve just had a mature/non violent conversation…they are fit to give their relationship one more chance. Sammie says if it doens’t work out…they’re DONE. Don’t trust them. Do not.

Later, when Snooki calls Jionni, Jionni gets mad at her about some stupid things…and Snooki feels like she has to change herself to be good enough for him. While Snooki is on talking to Jionni…Ron is listening to the conversation from the living room. When he hears how sad Snooki sounds on the phone…he can’t help but turn into Dr.Phil again! He turns to Sam…and they begin their analysis of the situation…and how to go about dealing with the Snooks. A few minutes later…Ron enters the phone area and grabs the phone from Snooki, and tells Jionni he’s making a big mistake…and that Snooki really loves him…in which Jionni replies, “F*ck you…give the phone back to Nicole”

Instead of turning into the hulk, Ronnie uses his Dr.Phil superpowers to stay calm…and walk away from the situation instead of lashing out at Jionni, and innocent Snooki.

In the club, a tiny altercation occurs when someone throws a drink at Snooki’s head. Vinny and Deena are quick to the scene to fight the girl…and then some confusion: Snooki and Deena start fighting!!

Until Snooki realizes she was fighting with Deena. Oops!

It’s sad to say..but the household can no longer function without the guidance of Dr.Ronnie. If it wasn’t for him…who knows what would have happened to Snooki and Jionni…Snooki might’ve entered a deeper depression then where she was in this episode (she slept all day), and without Ron…Mike would’ve left Italy, for good. Thanks Ron!

Dr.Ron…can you help us bring back our beloved Snooki??

Jersey Shore…The Fight

So last night was another episode of our beloved Jersey Shore in Italy. This episode was much anticipated for a lot of people because it was the episode where Ronnie and Mike get into a “fight”. If you can even call it a fight. The episode starts off with last week’s episode ending…and then leads us into Mike going crazy in their bedroom…all of a sudden he runs himself into the concrete wall and we see him sort of bash his head against it. He falls back…and there’s this weird look in his eyes like he’s just been knocked out by the wall. Probably because he has. Before the fight even started he knocked himself out!!

The cast immediately attends to Mike because he doesn’t look good- but the arguing doesn’t stop there. Because Ronnie was inside the bathroom at the time when Mike hurt himself, he didn’t know what was going on when he stepped back into the bedroom. He kept fighting with Mike…they tried swinging at each other, but the house security guys came rushing in and broke it up.

Let me say one thing. During this entire fight…all you can hear is screaming from the guys….and Sammi “Sweetheart’s” whining cry for Ron to stop fighting. At that point, I’m surprised nobody else knocked out Sammi.

Jersey Shore!!! Merrrp

Last night was another episode of the Jersey Shore in Italy. The episode was definitely interesting…there was a lot of ‘twinning’ and robbery going on with the roommates. One thing that is definitely standing out this season…is Deena a.k.a ‘Meatbwwol’. She’s doing her own thing, having tons of fun…and stealing Mike’s girls?

While Mike was ‘twinning’…Deena had her eye on one twin…and at the end of the night, got it in with her. Well…sort of, after a full girl-on-girl makeout session Deena instructed the twin to head on over to Vinny’s bed and finish the deed (since she was too creeped out to go any futher). While this craziness was happening in one room, Ronnie decides to tell JWOW the rumours Mike was spreading about him and Snooki hooking up.

JWOW tells Snooki…Snooki freaks out and confronts Mike…Mike stands by his story that him and Snooki hooked up 2 months ago…Snooki calls him crazy…these people are crazy! And to top it all off….Ron and Sam are back together. They should just end the season now.

Next week looks like it’s going to be a good episode. It might be the one where Ronnie knocks out Mike after a huge argument. We’ll see what happens.