The Challenge: You Got Swerved

Two things: Shout out to LeRoy for being beyond hilarious this episode. And #2 thank you Jordan for instigating some crazy entertaining ish this week.

Let’s quickly recap this week’s episode of The Challenge: Free Agents.

KillCard

After weeks of ‘ish-talking’ to Johnny Bananas, Jordan finally gets the chance to face JB in an elimination round. He loses the challenge on purpose, putting him into the draw (the player that chooses the kill card has to face Johnny Bananas). So he tells his Real World:Portland roomie Johnny (not Bananas) that he should vote in Bananas, and then Jordan will just pick all the cards until he gets the kill card. He’s a man of his word and he’s promised to be the one to kick JB out of the house. Literally, CT and LeRoy were a laughing wreck the entire time this was going down.

For the girls, I love Laurel and Emily but legitimately they need to be in their own division. It needs to be…Guys/Girls and Emily & Laurel. They’re just, they have it all. Brains and Brawn and that’s not a bad thing…well it is for the other girls because like Jonna? Jasmine? They stand no chance.

Anyways, Laurel wins another challenge (Cara was a close second) but Laurel gets to choose whose going into eliminations and she chooses Aneesa. And then- Jonna chooses the kill card- and then Aneesa beats Jonna- and Jonna’s going home. See how easy that was?

Okay back to the guys!! Jordan lifts all 3 cards and obviously unveils the kill card. TJ, CT, Cara everyone’s going crazy because they can’t believe he just did that. It looked like it was a close game for a few seconds, and then Jordan made a huge mistake and loses his step, falling down the wall giving Johnny all the time in the world to ring that bell. I have to say, I’ve never wanted Bananas to win so badly. I think it was time for Jordan to swallow his big boy words and leave like a man. In the end, Jordan admits $125k is a lot of money, but his pride is worth more. It was a smart move in a way, he literally did the most unheard of thing in Challenge history, so producers will definitely be calling him up for future shows. I don’t doubt he’ll win some money some day. Now that Jordan’s gone…what will Laurel do?

Maybe she’ll take up designing flower arrangements?

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