Snooki and Jwoww: A Pregnant B****

Snooki and Jwow have clearly ran out of fun things to do since Snooki knocked herself up and can no longer drink. Jwow and her pups head over to K9dergarten or whatever it’s called- basically her dogs need training because they’re s******** everywhere! Snooki decides to become a volunteer because she went to school to become a vet-tech…but evidentally did nothing with it.

She signs up to be a volunteer, which obviously has no requirements…and Snooki quickly learns Bella is not really the b**** she thought she was. Bella and Noelle are Jwoww’s dogs, you might remember them from the Jersey Shore when she had to bring them back to the house after her ex-boyfriend left them alone in their home. Snooki shows up for volunteer late, because she says it’s not a real job, and finds herself being attacked by a swarm of crazy dogs.It was actually an experience of a lifetime for Snooki who realized Bella was actually sticking up for her, and acting as her protector towards the other crazy pups. She appreciated the love Bella had for her and forgave her for all the times she was rude to her.(Yay!)

Unfortunately for Jenni, Snooki didn’t take lessons from Bella and was constantly being a b**** to Jenni, it’s like she uses every pregnancy excuse to have her way! As if Jenni wasn’t jealous enough, every time Snooki would complain she’d end up saying ‘You’ll know when you’re pregnant’. As if pregnancy was something Jenni was soon to encounter! Her and Roger were barely getting it in, and when I say barely I mean never. Poor Roger, his sleepovers always end up empty handed. Then Roger calls Jenni and freaks out on her that she’s a liar. Jenni admits she lies but they’re always small lies, which Roger shouldn’t be mad about. Anyways, they are so meant for each other Jenni just needs to grow up and realize Roger is amazing!

That’s all for this week. xo

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