RHOBH: A Bloody Mess!

Drama,drama,drama is what I have to say about this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama didn’t start at Kyle’s annual “White Party”…literally the opening scene of this week’s episode was Adrienne telling Paul about Russell threatening Camille with a lawsuit. Whaaat!?

Lawsuit for what you ask? Well, at the Tea Party when Camille went off about Russell abusing Taylor…Taylor went back and told her husband, who found those remarks completely false…and decided to threaten Camille with slander. The only problem is…Camille was only repeating what Taylor had told her. Camille tells Adrienne, Adrienne discusses it with her husband Paul and asks him what they should do about Kyle’s party that is literally a day away. Obviously, it’s going to be mad awkward having the two housewives present at the party…and if Russell is planning to take legal action against Camille…then it’s more about legally protecting herself then anything. Adrienne is worried that Russell might surprise the other housewives including herself with lawsuits…at this point who knows..and nobody wants to be near Russell and Taylor.

Kim is super excited for Kyle’s party…finally she gets to show up with her man…everyone’s been dying to meet.

Honestly, out of all the housewives’ parties…Kyle throws the most amazing ones…not just because their stunning and I love her house and it would look good with any colour scheme…but honestly her crowd of people know how to get down. It’s always lively, music, dancing, drinking and Fat Burger! Come on…a Beverly Hills party that serves burgers? That’s just awesome. Anyways, right before the party Adrienne calls Kyle and lets her know about the whole lawsuit thing…she had no idea. They’ve been trying to call Taylor but Taylor and Russell were on a plane coming home from Vegas.

At first Adrienne tells Kyle she won’t be able to come because she’s afraid of being sued herself…as well as Camille..but then changes her mind and doesn’t want to let Kyle down. Kyle is freaking out at this point, poor woman I felt so bad for her. She looks stunning and her husband looks even better…Kyle is the ultimate housewife. So the women start to arrive, crazy Kim shows up early for a change with her man. She’s honestly hilarious…aside from the fact that she has some mental issues. She starts talking to Dana, Dana starts talking about Brandi…and Kim freaks out because she doesn’t like Brandi. Kim says she doesn’t even care if Brandi apologizes because Brandi is ‘nothing’ to her. She’s too funny.

Meanwhile, Lisa/Kyle/Adrienne discuss their plan for dis-inviting Taylor and Russell. They don’t want Camille and Taylor to face each other and have a huge blow out so they decide the best thing to do is tell Taylor she’s not allowed inside the party. Sounds easy but with Kyle’s sensitive feelings…it’s hard for her to kick out a good friend..she doesn’t want to do it and she starts tearing up…at which point I gasped at the possibility of her mascara filled tears dripping onto her stunning white dress.

The husband’s get involved…sexy Mauricio to the rescue, as well as Adrienne’s husband Paul give the ladies’ their insight on how to deal with the problem. Honestly, the entire episode was about this…just going back and forth. Before Taylor arrives, the editors decide to throw in a dramatic scene with Kim and Brandi. It was actually really funny to watch…Brandi’s just standing there while short little Kim keeps throwing the insults toward her. It actually got a little boring, I just wanted them to finish the storyline with Taylor.

Finally, the not-so royal couple arrive with a bottle of Ciroc in hand. Right away they are greeted on the front lawns…they didn’t even make it to the door! Before Kyle can spit out any words she starts balling…superwoman Adrienne takes over and tells the couple they should leave because of the letter. Russell says he just wrote a letter to Camille telling her to call him so they could talk about it…Paul say’s that BS because he read the letter and it was definitely nasty. There’s no way of getting out of this one Russ! Anyways, the two end up getting back in their limo…Kyle chases them because she feels bad but it’s too late.

I’m assuming everyone heads back inside and enjoys the rest of the Fat Burger’s. Yay!

Next week the women head to Hawaii…and ew Brandi tries to hit on Ken!! Rawr…the claws are going to come out because we know Lisa won’t have any of that!

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