KKTNY: Kris’ Imaginary Training

Last night was another episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Apparently, this season Ryan Seacrest decided he had so much footage, he’d turn the show into a one hour show. Whatever, works for me. The news with the Kardashian family changes so quickly, (Kim’s divorce/Kourtney’s pregnancy) that the show seems irrelevant now…since it was shot a few months ago. I mean, it doesn’t really make sense that Kourtney and Scott are arguing, now that she’s pregnant with baby #2…unless that was another mistake…and it’s hard to believe everything we see about Kim and Kris…Kim probably had to re-edit the entire season of KKTNY after announcing her divorce. It’s just hard to take in everything…and pass it as sincere. Not that we’ve believed everything before…but now it’s just on a whole new level.

Anyways, baby sis Khloe shows up in NYC for a weekend with her sisters and baby Mason in the Hamptons. Only problem, the house they’re staying at is Scott’s parents’ home…and Kourtney and Scott are not on speaking terms. (Awkward) What’s even more awkward…Kim has a ‘a-ha’ moment when sister Khloe and sister Kourtney tell her it’s a little weird her and Kris aren’t living together as Newlywed’s. At first Kim defends the situation…saying that she’s busy with her career…and Kris…oh right he’s training for his career in the NBA. Is he training to be in the NBA or is he actually a part of the NBA organization…and by a part of I mean does he get paid money to play basketball? Does he actually know what basketball is? Is this real life???

Before leaving for Kris (she’s not going to the Hampton’s after all)…Kim decides she’s going to sleep in on the only day she has time to…knowingly Khloe enters Kim’s abode…and wakes her up to wish her a safe flight…except Kim freaks out and yells at Khloe for waking her up an hour before her alarm would have gone off. (Problems…we all got ’em) Kim continues to say nasty things to Khloe over BBM…I’m assuming Kim is just jealous at Khloe for having the stable marriage…and being the sister to find true love after only being with Lamar for a month. (Here’s to ya sista!)

Meh…Kris is so annoying…and unfortunately for us…Kim decides to reclaim her title as ‘wifey’ and flies out to wherever Kris is from, to visit him. In the process of holding her own as wifey…she attempts to make dinner…and cuts herself. Kris…busy with all his ‘training’ somehow finds the time to come to Kim’s aid…and wrap her finger. So while Kim is in…[insert small town name here]…Khloe and Kourtney take a drive out to the Hampton’s…where Kourtney must face the tension with her and Scott.

Thankfully, Khloe makes sure the couple work it out…and of course they do…Kourtney decides to do a whole lot of spring cleaning in Mama Disick’s household. She ends up throwing away some vintage chess set…once realizing Kourtney has made a terrible mistake…she apologizes…packs her bags…and they all head back to NYC so Scott’s dad can enjoy a nice relaxing…and quiet swim in his pool. Kim returns to NYC…with Kris in hand. Khloe can’t stand the sight of him…he leaves quickly…and Kim doesn’t even acknowledge Khloe in the room…all because of the 1-hour early wake up call? Doesn’t seem right. Khloe gets up…and apparently she leaves…for LA…without her bags…and Kourtney and Kim talk it out. Apparently, Kris will find a ‘trainer’ in NYC to continue his ‘training’…happily ever after.

And Mason was just chilling the entire time…wonder if he knows he’s on tv!!

xo

 

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